Homerisms-A few jewels

Lifted straight out from Reader's Digest. Really nice stuff...couldn't resist :P
Here goes Homer Simpson from the TV cartoon The Simpsons...

"The answer's to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV"

"What's the point of going out? We're just going to end up back here anyway"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

" You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on"

OK...my personal favourite...
" The three little sentences that will get you through life.
No.1: Cover for me
No.2: Oh, good idea, Boss
No.3: It was like that when I got here"